biggie smalls is the illest.
what? where? who??!!
yes yes, in preparation for this Saturdays Biggie Tribute edition HHK, wex wednesdays is here with some of MY favorite BIG lines of all-time (in no particular order, of course):
well, wait, before i even do this... let me say, it's very difficult just to point to certain lines. his writing was so intricate, that most lines that you pull out of context don't give justice to the whole verse, or section of the verse. but i'll try my best to look at a few that always get me...
1. We used to fuss when the landlord dissed us, No heat, wonder why Christmas missed us
2. Biggie Smalls is the wickedest/****** say im p*ssy/i dare you to stick ya d*ck in this
3. I got seven mack 11’s, about eight 38’s, Nine 9’s, ten mack tens, the shits never ends/You can’t touch my riches/Even if you had mc hammer and them 357 b*tches
4. Ya still tickle me, I used ta be as strong as Ripple be, till Little Cease crippled me/Now I play hard-like my girls nipples be/The games sour like like a pickle be
5. and to agree with OC - Live from Bedford Stuyvesant, the livest one/Representin BK to the fullest/Gats I pull it, bastards duckin when Big be buckin/Chickenheads be cluckin in my bathroom f*ckin
RIP, Mr. Wallace.
See everybody on Saturday! First regular HHK in a looooooooooong time, i'm expecting A-Games to be brought!
dj wex.
posted by Hip Hop Karaoke :: NYC at 12:54 PM
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great photo
pimpin aint easy but it's always fun/when I bust my nut/I bust em one by one/so whats the 4-1-1 hun?
Hanging wit the ****** dont pay the bills/And being broke and 30 give a ***** the chills
"Really though, I got the cleanest meanest penis / You never seen this stroke of genius."
I can relate to that one. The clean part, not the mean part.
A 15-year old Other Guy (Known as Other Boy back then) can still vividly remember where he was the first time he heard:
"There's gonna be a lot of slow singin' and flower bringin'/if my bur-gu-lar alarm starts ringin'"
Still one of the best lines ever written by anyone.
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Taking it back to my last blog about comedy, I had to include this even tho it isn't a lyric, but i laugh my ass off everytime...
"So after I sh-ts on the b---h right..."
"cuz you know I had to sh-t on her...."
Yo Kev, that right there TO THIS DAY is a skit that me and some of the homies from the hood just pull out the ass every now and then...
1)God will probably have me on some real strict sh-t/No sleepin' all day, no gettin my d*%k licked/Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise/F*%k that sh-t, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice
Probably my favorite of all his joints....
2) N*gga, you ain't got to explain sh-t/I've been robbin motherf&%kers since the slave ships/with the same clip and the same four-five/Two point-blank, a motherf&%ker's sure to die/That's my word, n*gga even try to bogart/have his mother singing "It's so hard..."
Pure genius.
On the humor tip:
"Ladies/My Mercedes/Holds four in the back/Only two if you're fat."
who's the surprise guest this year?
*sigh*
"Is my mind playin' tricks / like Scarface and Bushwick / Willie Dee / havin' nightmares of girls killin' me..."
That's not really one of his BEST lines of all time. But I just LOVE the way that 2nd verse starts on the original "One More Chance." And u hear him do the guitar part from the instrumental in the background w/ his voice. That made me laugh the first time I heard it in HS.
One line, so vivid, so true, so utterly... proctological.
"I got techniques drippin' out my buttcheeks / Sleep on my stomach so I don't fuck up my sheets."
Proctological AND, I might add, practical.
She get dick from a player off the New York Knicks/n****a tricked ridiculous, the shit was plush/She's stressin me to fuck, like she was in a rush/We fucked in his bed, quite dangerous/I'm in his ass while he play against the Utah Jazz
i always loved "time to get paid, blow up like the world trade" radio started bleeping that out after 9/11
my favorite of all is wex's #2, in fact that freestyle is my favorite biggie track period. many of these lines could be my favorite single biggie line:
Biggie small is the wickedest n****s say i'm pussy i dare you to stick ya dick in this if i was pussy i'd be filled with syphilis herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, gettin' rid'a ya got it locked like the penetenary n****s mention me for emcee exectuion who ya choosin? the whack emcee or the black fat emcee? jacked emcee when start shakin all its takin is some marijuana and i'm makin emcees break fast like flapjacks and bacon back spins to windmills who's still the gin drinka ill thinka explodin when the paper hit the ink uh take ya gangsta chronicles turn to page 666, holocaust, Big the Merciless / n****s press they luck and they get a butt fuckin straight up the ass raw dog with the rash and i don't fuck with the condoms cause condoms is a problem from the aids gettin sprayed diseases big pleases emcees across the seas its just the way i bust my prey, hey i'm crazy and deranged blowin n****s out the frame simple and plain but gettin back to the black rhinoceros of rap big took a loss how preposterous is that?
geez, was it necessary to put the whole f'ing verse in the blog? Everybody else sticks to a few bars(no more than 4)
Yeah Shawn, but this isn't "everybody". It's Russ the Freaking Bus.
Russ The Bus = HHK moniker I can most imagine Biggie name-dropping in a rhyme:
"Dangerous / I cuss as I snort a whole pound of dust / with my man Russ the Bus / While you muthaf**kers fuss on some jealousy shit / Hold the sorrow, and check me tomorrow at the Knit..."
Shawn J. said keep it brief, so I'm not gonna write all the lyrics. But something I always get a kick out of is the opening to "Notorious," which technically, isn't even a Biggie song. You know, the part before his verse:
"...Tell that muh'f***er get this n***a next door up out of here/N***a be snorin all night I can't sleep"
"Call that big butt nurse with the long hair to come suck my d***"
my bad.
its an ill verse though
Actually, the verse from N.O.T.O.R.I.O.U.S. is the 3rd verse to "Real N---as" which was on white label bad boy promotional from like 92/93. It also featured a "Just Playin."
...The more you know, the more you grow.
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don't fuck with Kev on the Bad Boy shit. he knows what the F he's talkin about.
here's an interesting biggie perspective for you. i have this mental issue with hypnotize b/c it was playing on the radio when i had a major car accident many years ago. i keep thinking that i'm going to do this song one month and conquer my issues but i inevitably always seem to back off of it and pick something else. whomever may read this post, please remember it and hold me to doing hypnotize at the march 2009 show. see you tonight.
Never engage in hypnosis while driving.
I just also wanna add the whole entire first verse of "My Downfall." I rewound that so many times when I first got the CD. Now, it's fucking weird to hear it post-mortum.
"Look man, you wanna see me locked up, shot up / Moms crotched up over the casket, screamin BASTARD! / Cryin', know my friends is lyin / Y'all know who killed him, filled him with the lugers from they Rugers or they Desert / dyin ain't the shit but it's pleasant."
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