contest!
we must be still buzzing from our Biggie contest...
but here comes another one...
in-line with what Diggedy said below in the comments, we want to see who can come up with the best CAPTION to THIS moment:
post your answer in the comment section for this post - winner gets a cd pack from dj wex, including ghost's "more fish", js-1's "best of common" mix, and method man's new album "4:21". i'll probably throw in some other ish too, we'll see.
deeejay wex.
but here comes another one...
in-line with what Diggedy said below in the comments, we want to see who can come up with the best CAPTION to THIS moment:
post your answer in the comment section for this post - winner gets a cd pack from dj wex, including ghost's "more fish", js-1's "best of common" mix, and method man's new album "4:21". i'll probably throw in some other ish too, we'll see.
deeejay wex.
posted by Hip Hop Karaoke :: NYC at 4:19 PM
31 Comments:
shit, i wanted to be the first contest entry, but access to the linked site is blocked at the job. damn big bruh.
"OC's great. . . but I have a better B-Boy stance!"
what would big daddy kane do right now?
O.C.: Yo, where's that cat that did "Check Yo Self" last month? That kid was all that!
J Dizzle: You mean Van? You know, I'm not sure, but we'll still try to keep it rollin' without him.
Damn, I feel bad for whosever up next. I'm not tryin to follow that.
(peace to Luca who did follow that w/ the J5 joint)
"Word, O.C., where'd you get that fly YouTube long-sleeve T? I've been looking all over for that shit..."
"yo, O.C., we make a pretty good team, you need a sidekick?"
"You know O, you're right. The radio dj from The Warriors WAS on Carmen San Diego!"
Diggs listens intently as O.C. tells him about how he used to mess with her cousin but he didn't know that though.....
Biggie Smalls plug for those who don't get it......After all, it was March 9th....
IT WAS A RAINOUT!!!!
shawn j in the lead.
is this judgment by committee?
uh, i dunno. i guess?
Diggedy (in his best Michael Jackson voice): "I'm starting with the man in the mirror/I'm asking him to change his ways..."
Get it? Man in the Mirror? See, they look like they have the same pose, like a reflection!
Come on, points for being the first ever to throw MJ on the blog!
"So Omar -- that is your real name, right, Omar Credle? -- I'm just wondering: when you said in your freestyle that you're not a 'homo rapper' who 'takes it from behind', were you in fact trying to suggest that being gay, or for that matter, enjoying anal sex, is a sign of weakness or subjugation? Because, Omar, here at Hip Hop Karaoke we try to create a safe space where the dominant cultural paradigms and discourses of racism, classism, and heterosexism can be subverted, and thus it would behoove you to apologize to the crowd, particularly any gay or lesbian community members in attendance, were that your actual intention. But Omar, I don't believe you actually meant to convey that, now did you? You're not Tim Hardaway, after all, are you Omar?"
So i was about to post something, but after reading RDJ's, I'm gonna have to head back to the lab and rethink it.
van - re MJ, see march 10th THANK YOU! entry, comment #9.
All due respect to Van & Suit... that said, you dudes have it twisted. Check March 7th's entry "KEEP YOUR HANDS HIGH", comment #9, and you shall see who truly pioneered the art of repping the King of Pop. Who's bad?
didn't you also pioneer the art of grinding upon diggs' genitalia.
Look, this line of locker-room intrigue is getting tired, but since Suit can't seem to get enough: if indeed I had "pioneer[ed] the art of grinding upon diggs' genitalia" (and I'm not saying I did), then I'd have been doing him a favour, at his age -- as that would suggest he'd never had his genitalia ground upon -- etc. and so on.
Yawn.
downey - you crack me up.
Diggedy: "WHAAAAAAAAAT??! So you actually pronounce it JEWELS? Like w/ 1 syllable? The correct way? Not the other way like...Juelz Santana? I thought the "Z" at the end gave it some extra funk. Cuz that came out way before he was on the scene. WHAAAAAAAAAT? This blows my mind...seriously..."
*long pause*
OC: "...okay so this was my favorite Biggie song, let's go Wex..."
(It helps if you actually know how Josh talks. It makes it funnier.)
HA! dee phunk takes the lead!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT..
It's not pronounced "Joo-els" ??????????????????????????????????
josh is thinking - i can't believe that axiom is missing this.
I really don't know how the fuck its pronounced to be quite honest. But it made for good humor in my caption. Carry on.
"Black people - we only have ourselves to blame..."
i'm pretty sure that it's pronounced "jew-elz" - much like juelz santana. if not, well, then i've been saying it wrong for a long time.
here's another thought: O.C. fires away with supersonic metaphors while diggedy patiently waits for his 30 seconds on 106 & Park's Freestyle Friday.....
My final entry:
Josh: "Yo, when are they gonna wrap up this contest? I'm tired of holdin' this pose."
O.C. "Word life!"
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